Thursday, January 19, 2006

Remote Control

I have lost my remote. Specifically, I have lost my TV remote. Sure, I still have the remote for my digital cable, and I still have my DVD remote. I even have the remote for the VCR kicking around. However, I WANT the remote for my TV.

Why do remotes not have pagers? My cordless phone has one. When I allow it to get buried under papers, or under my covers, or leave it in the kitchen, I hit the pager on the base, and voila, I can find it. And my phone is a HELL of a lot bigger than my TV remote.

I am thinking that the remote control makers are conspiring. How difficult would it be to put a pager in a TV remote, and to equip the remote with a receiver? I am thinking it should be fairly easy. But noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Bastards.

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