Peeing Like A Racehorse

We’re driving home and I told the kiddo that I had dibs on the bathroom because I needed to pee like a racehorse. 

It’s silent for a minute. 

Me: Have you ever wondered how a racehorse pees?

Kiddo: N-

Me: ... because I say that a lot. 

Kiddo: Yeah. About that ...

Me: I’ll show you a video when we get home. 

Kiddo: That’s o-

Me: It’s hilarious. 

She wasn’t even impressed. Kids. Meh.