Confused

I do not understand how sucha short person can create such total destruction in such a small span of time. Honestly.

If I leave the Tater Tot alone in her room for more than thirty seconds, she can destroy it. I am also wondering how she is able to open the closet door, since she cannot reach the handle.

So far this morning, we (read "I") have carted a wagon full of toys back to her room, swept up the hallway, living room, kitchen, and Tater Tot bedroom, sorted through everything to determine what gets tossed, what goes into her room, what goes back to whatever place she confiscated it from, washed floors, and now I am sitting down for five minutes before attempting to tackle the dishes. There's another interesting question ... how can she use SO MANY DAMN DISHES???? She doesn't cook, she eats lunch at daycare, what the hell is up with that?

*sigh*

Break time is over. Back to the salt mines.