Thursday, December 18, 2003

Paris Who?


I do not know who this Paris Hilton person is, but they must be someone pretty special, based on the amount of SPAM that is being flung into my emailbox.

When I say special I mean this person must enjoy being naked. They must also want to share in the worst way. The urging, pleading, the suggestions are so thrilling.

When I say thrilling, please know I mean they are vomitous.

Did I mention that I do not know this person? While I am at it, I do not want to see most people I do know naked. Call me crazy, but I don't.



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