This weekend, I was made aware of something very unsettling. Apparently, anyone who had a key to the front door of my building had a key to my apartment. Apparently when the landlords replaced the front door locks, the key pattern was close to my door key. JFC!!
So I called the landlords on Saturday, and they put in an emergency work order. I gathered up three of the four door keys, and when the guy arrived, I turned them over. Then, sick and all as I have been, I felt this vast sense of relief. I suddenly realized something.
NO ONE HAS ACCESS TO MY APARTMENT EXCEPT MEEEEEEE!!!!
Yesssssssssss! Spank me hard and call me happy.
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