American Turkey Day

I love Turkey Day. I love turkey, stuffing, taters, and oooohh myyy, I LOVVVEEE punkin pie. I love the time with family, the kicking back, the relaxing, all of it.

I hate American Turkey Day. I hate it more now than I did before. Why, you are asking yourself? Because it takes special people away from me, disrupts a routine I am grotesquely happy with, and makes me something close to a sad panda. Or at least a sad and lonely little chipmunk.

Having ranted like that, allow me to wish my American friends a Happy Turkey Day. You are all good people, and I am thankful for you.